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A Mink, a Fink, a Skating Rink, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is a Noun?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
If it's a person, place, or thing—/Your dad, Detroit, a diamond ring,/If it's a boat or coat or clown,/It's simple, Simon, it's a noun! In this 20th anniversary edition of A Mink, a Fink, a… Read More →
Bow-Tie Pasta: Acrostic Poems
From the Series Poetry Adventures
Acrostic? What kind of stick is that? Actually, it's a poem! Acrostic poems are created from a word or phrase written vertically down the page. Each letter becomes part of a line in the poem, Read More →
Dearly, Nearly, Insincerely, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is an Adverb?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Adverbs tell us when and how,/Like, quickly do your homework, now./They often help describe the verbs,/Like, patiently plant peas and herbs. In this 20th anniversary edition of Dearly,… Read More →
Eating My Words: And 128 Other Poems
At lunch, / I ate three cans / of alphabet soup. / An hour later / I had / thesaurus / throat / ever. Would you care for a cupful of couplets? How about a helping of haiku? Brian P. Cleary… Read More →
Eek, You Reek!: Poems about Animals That Stink, Stank, Stunk
Eek, you reek, You make a funk. Where you have been Things stink, stank, stunk. You've left a path, A swath of smell, And—yuck! You did it very well. Readers will be delighted by the… Read More →
Haiku, Ew!: Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature
Stop right there! If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is not for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back right now. If you… Read More →
Hairy, Scary, Ordinary, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is an Adjective?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Adjectives help tell us more,/Like narrow street or favorite store./Hilly, chilly, fast, and fun,/undercooked and overdone. In this 20th anniversary edition of Hairy, Scary, Ordinary, author Read More →
I and You and Don't Forget Who, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is a Pronoun?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Just like a substitute teaches your class,/when she's asked to fill in for your teacher,/a pronoun steps in as a sub for a noun,/ becoming the star of the feature. In this 20th anniversary… Read More →
If It Rains Pancakes: Haiku and Lantern Poems
From the Series Poetry Adventures
What is a haiku? It sounds like a sneeze. And isn't a lantern a light source? Actually, they are two types of ancient Japanese poetry. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how each… Read More →
I Saw an Invisible Lion Today: Quatrains
From the Series Poetry Adventures
Quatrain? What kind of train is that? Actually, it's a poem! Quatrains are poems with patterns of rhyming words. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how quatrains work—and shows… Read More →
Live Oak Media eReadalong Collection — Live Oak Media eReadalong Set
From the Series Live Oak Media eReadalong
eReadalongs are eBooks integrated with the fully-produced, high-quality audio productions that distinguish Live Oak Media in the field of children's recordings. Read by the most prominent… Read More →
Ode to a Commode: Concrete Poems
From the Series Poetry Adventures
Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a poem! Concrete poems are shaped like their subjects. They can look like objects, animals, or even people. You won't find many straight lines here!… Read More →
Pachanga Deliciosa (Delicious Hullabaloo)
From the Series Live Oak Media eReadalong
"Hoy, jóvenes y viejitos bailan / a la luna y la estrella brillosa / celebrando su fiesta, / la pachanga deliciosa." El aclamado poeta Pat Mora se ha unido al artista Francisco X. Mora para… Read More →
Pitch and Throw, Grasp and Know, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is a Synonym?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Because there are synonyms, you get to choose/from a whole list of possible words you can use./ They're words that are practically, nearly the same,/like, gentle, subdued, or incredibly tame. Read More →
Poetry Adventures — Paperback Set
From the Series Poetry Adventures
In the Poetry Adventures series, best-selling author Brian P. Cleary explores different types of poetry—some well-known, others less familiar—with his classic blend of wit and whimsy. Read More →
Rainbow Soup: Adventures in Poetry
Come romp with me amongst the words/Come play amongst the phrases/Swing and climb from pun to rhyme/And hop through versey mazes. Swim through rivers thick with thought/Rejoice from head to… Read More →
Something Sure Smells Around Here: Limericks
From the Series Poetry Adventures
What do you get when you combine a poem and a joke? A limerick! These five-line rhyming poems are funny, silly, and sly. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how limericks work—and… Read More →
Stop and Go, Yes and No, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is an Antonym?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Antonyms are opposites—/they're words like stop and go./See how different those words are?/They're just like yes and no. In this 20th anniversary edition of Stop and Go, Yes and No, author… Read More →
To Root, to Toot, to Parachute, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is a Verb?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
To root, to toot, to parachute,/ To play the flutophone or flute,/ To dare, defend, descend, disturb—/If it's an action, it's a verb! In this 20th anniversary edition of To Root, to Toot, to Read More →
Underneath My Bed: List Poems
From the Series Poetry Adventures
When is a list also a poem? When it's a list poem! List poems can be funny or serious, rhymed or unrhymed. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how these types of poems work—and… Read More →
Under, Over, By the Clover, 20th Anniversary Edition: What Is a Preposition?
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
Prepositions do their job/in a way that just amazes—/Relating nouns and pronouns/to the other words and phrases. In this 20th anniversary edition of Under, Over, By the Clover, author Brian… Read More →
Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions) — Hardcover Set
From the Series Words Are CATegorical ® (20th Anniversary Editions)
With more than 3 million copies sold, the best-selling Words Are CATegorical® series is back to celebrate its 20th anniversary. The series introduces readers to different parts of speech… Read More →
Yuck, You Suck!: Poems about Animals That Sip, Slurp, Suck
Warning: this book sucks! It bites, slurps, and sticks too. Dare to open these pages and you'll find ticks, mosquitos, stingrays, elephants, jellyfish, and the particularly sucky lamprey.… Read More →