Vordak the Incomprehensible

Vordak the Incomprehensible is a world-class Supervillain and the Evil Master of all he surveys. His first book, Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World has inspired a whole new generation of minions and fiends. He is at work on his next awe-inspiring project, the mere mention of which would cause your pea-sized brain to explode. His whereabouts are currently unknown (and no, they are not in his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey). You can visit Vordak online at www.vordak.com, and he will know if you don't, so beware.